Hi, May We Help You?

Welcome to our new blog. We pledge to ruffle your feathers and push your buttons, in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part. We're gonna kick it oldschool with some newschool beats and throw in some shit you ain't even ever thought of before.

But seriously, consider us your chastity belt. We're the dark, secluded place you keep all your naughty bits so you can go off and interact with the world as God meant you to: as a pure, unsullied virgin, never knowing the maddening, addictive taste of sweet, sweet love-making. So visit us often, because no one likes a slut. Especially not God. Do it for God.