The Kids are Asleep

Yeah. Get your jollies out here, you whores. Our subtitle reads "protecting your innocence since 2006." That might confuse some, but what we're doing is giving a place to occupy your vice so it doesn't rip the shit out of your precious innocence. I mean, even the word "chastity" has the word "tit" in it (so does subtitle, for that matter).

So keep that up, dear citizens of the world.

Oh hell yes.