Ok. You can stop that now.

Two things I noticed today. Traits which I really don't like in human beings:

1. When people smile all the time. Don't get me wrong. I love it when someone has a charming smile, even when they smile a lot, it's still great. But when you're smiling constantly? Jesus. I saw this toolbag walking on the street today with a smug grin on his face. That's fine, but my problem was that was probably the 5th time I've seen him in passing... it was also the 5th time I've seen him with that smile. Fuckin stop that shit, you goddamn abomination.

2. When people sigh all the time. Not sighing like they were pining for their lost love (though that shit gets old quickly as well), but sighing like things are sooooo difficult for them. That the world owes them something. Breaking news! The world owes you shit. So keep your goddamned mouth shut, you little bitch fucker, before I ram a plate in your mouth. Fucking obnoxious as shit.

Now this is all compounded when the person is obese. These traits effect the perception that I have with them. Things get really ugly. Let's review:

1. (APPLIES ONLY TO MEN) When a man with a very large belly smiles all the time, they look like a pedophile. Hands down. They have your little brother locked in a basement in Tampa. They also usually have to be wearing Bermuda shorts.

2. (UNISEX) When a fat person sighs all the time, it's like they're trying to sound like a victim. You self-pitying fucks, I'll victimize you but good.