Speaking of Tit.

I've always gotten at least one jolly from the word "titular". We should really lobby to have its definition changed to "Like or resembling a tit". No one uses it for its regular meaning anyway.

Par example:

"These melons are quite titular!"

"I am humbled before the majesty of these titular mountains."

"The titularity of these mashed potatoes is quite extraordinary."

I'll get a petition worked up guys. Our cause will not fail.