Spooge!

Are you a kid who's bored of all the wussy toys on the market?

Do you need a toy that just has that extra something?

Have you ever fantasized about blowing your load all over your friends?

If so, then the all-new Oozinator™ is for you!


Now you can finally get your revenge by dumping a full litre of your man chowder all over your friends!

Just check out how fun it can be!