Dear Choir Director...

If you aren't in Glee Club, skip this post.

A letter to our director:

Donna,

Jon H, Hayden and I were sitting around eating some pizza and pondering the goings ons of various belief systems when realized that in Parker "praise the lord" doesn't quite rhyme with "the great I AM"... come to think of it, it doesn't rhyme at all.

We're sure you already know about this. Just in case, though, we came up with a few non-denominational suggestions:

"praise the ham/spam"
"praise the fam(ily)"
"praise the Dodge Ram"
"praise Frodo and Sam"
"roast the yam"
"happy as a clam"
"biggity blaam"
"Jean-Claude Van Damme"

oooorrr.... We could use "praise the lord" and change the second verse to:

"the great fjord"
"the great big gourd"
"the Windstar, Ford" (perhaps to counteract the Dodge Ram)
"the wooden board?"


I know you told us to totally forget about that until next week, but our busy minds couldn't be stopped (and it was an excuse not to do work).

Cheers!
N, J & H