Rehash.

In the event that we are forced to continue with the non-rhyming, non-denominational version of our piece, I propose we change the words anyway.

"Hallelujah, praise the Dodge Ram...
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, glory to the Windstar, Ford."

Where do our allegiances lie? Really, that would just confusing.

"Hallelujah, roast the yam...
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, glory to the great big gourd."

This one is much better. Food is a good consistent theme.

"Hallelujah, Jean-Claude Van Damme...
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, he's kind of a giant tool."

Yeah, I was wondering why I was taking things from both lists when I don't even have to rhyme... I can just say whatever the hell I want. How do you like them apples, Jean-Claude?