HIT 'EM WHERE IT HURTS
TAKE THAT WHITEY! DOWN WITH THE ROUNDEYES!
Finally, someone with the balls to stand up to those vanilla motherfuckers. I'm sick of being subjugated by the man. I did not float to this country in a bathtub with nothing but a straw hat full of rice to wear a ball gag in a man's basement 16 hours a day. The rest of the day I'm forced to write fortune cookie fortunes in the walk-in freezer of a China Express. One time I wrote "HELP ME I'M IN THE FREEZER" but the man caught me and I was on "Lucky Number" duty for the next month. NEVER AGAIN. I learned my fucking lesson.
Whoever is responsible for this, know that you have my full support. These covert scare-tactics are exactly what we need to destabilize their cozy, smug lifestyle. "I hate crackers" is only the beginning... the snowflakes won't be ready for "Crackers suck" or even "Boy I'm hungry, you know what I could go for? NOT CRACKERS."
The revolution will not be televised, my brothers and sisters. The revolution will be live. Look for "I hate crackers" in a fortune cookie near you.
Finally, someone with the balls to stand up to those vanilla motherfuckers. I'm sick of being subjugated by the man. I did not float to this country in a bathtub with nothing but a straw hat full of rice to wear a ball gag in a man's basement 16 hours a day. The rest of the day I'm forced to write fortune cookie fortunes in the walk-in freezer of a China Express. One time I wrote "HELP ME I'M IN THE FREEZER" but the man caught me and I was on "Lucky Number" duty for the next month. NEVER AGAIN. I learned my fucking lesson.
Whoever is responsible for this, know that you have my full support. These covert scare-tactics are exactly what we need to destabilize their cozy, smug lifestyle. "I hate crackers" is only the beginning... the snowflakes won't be ready for "Crackers suck" or even "Boy I'm hungry, you know what I could go for? NOT CRACKERS."
The revolution will not be televised, my brothers and sisters. The revolution will be live. Look for "I hate crackers" in a fortune cookie near you.
posted by Uzura @ 7:43 AM
1 Comments:
At 7:33 PM,
Fang said…
Unacceptable. I have been checking this blog 9 months now and there is nothing new. Do you know how long 9 months is? I could have carried a baby to term by now and still nothing would have changed. A pox o'er both your households, or something to that extent.
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