A Modest Proposal
So I've been doing a lot of thinking in the past few days and I think I have finally came up with a clear, cogent statement to express my feelings about the thoughts that have been running through my head:
Exterminate the human race.
It's as simple as that. I am now an advocate for genocide - that is to say, genocide in it's exact etymological definition. We need to thin out the entire population greatly. We are on the verge of running out of many essential natural resources and we need the majority of the people on this planet like a horse needs hotpants. How have I come to take such a stance on this? youtube.
Now don't get me wrong, youtube is fantastic for locating many hard-to-find videos and can provide hours of quality entertainment for you and the whole family. It is also a good place to go if you want to see the scourge of humanity.
Don't believe me? Run a search for "amv." You will be bombarded with over 100,000 videos created by 15-year-old angsty cockslaps. "amv" stands for "anime music video." Basically, they take their favorite P.O.D. or Lifehouse song and use iMovie or Windows Movie Maker to set it to video clips from Ah My Goddess. I have a huge issue with this on so many levels, but most of all I've spent the past two years of my life trying to convince the world that the music video medium holds huge artistic merit. It doesn't help my argument when these little cum dumpsters come along and produce this shit. If you have no talent it's okay; stop trying to pretend and go get a job at Denny's. A curse on their families.
The other part of this site that makes me wish I was born deaf and blind is the vast archive of young aspiring prostitutes with webcams. Check out this looker. I don't know what it is, but someone should put a paper bag over its head and put it back in its cage before it hurts someone. And there are hundreds of thousands of videos just like this gem. Even sadder? That there are so many people who leave comments like "OMFG UR SOOOOO HOTTT, WIL U B MY GRLFRND????" I hope they die of dysentery for scarfing down all this bullshit.
Ok... so let's start out slowly. Let's just rid ourselves of amv "directors" and these little slut gremlins and see where we are. I'd wager to say we could actually stop there, having accomplished a lot.
That and Geraldo. Someone please end that man.
Exterminate the human race.
It's as simple as that. I am now an advocate for genocide - that is to say, genocide in it's exact etymological definition. We need to thin out the entire population greatly. We are on the verge of running out of many essential natural resources and we need the majority of the people on this planet like a horse needs hotpants. How have I come to take such a stance on this? youtube.
Now don't get me wrong, youtube is fantastic for locating many hard-to-find videos and can provide hours of quality entertainment for you and the whole family. It is also a good place to go if you want to see the scourge of humanity.
Don't believe me? Run a search for "amv." You will be bombarded with over 100,000 videos created by 15-year-old angsty cockslaps. "amv" stands for "anime music video." Basically, they take their favorite P.O.D. or Lifehouse song and use iMovie or Windows Movie Maker to set it to video clips from Ah My Goddess. I have a huge issue with this on so many levels, but most of all I've spent the past two years of my life trying to convince the world that the music video medium holds huge artistic merit. It doesn't help my argument when these little cum dumpsters come along and produce this shit. If you have no talent it's okay; stop trying to pretend and go get a job at Denny's. A curse on their families.
The other part of this site that makes me wish I was born deaf and blind is the vast archive of young aspiring prostitutes with webcams. Check out this looker. I don't know what it is, but someone should put a paper bag over its head and put it back in its cage before it hurts someone. And there are hundreds of thousands of videos just like this gem. Even sadder? That there are so many people who leave comments like "OMFG UR SOOOOO HOTTT, WIL U B MY GRLFRND????" I hope they die of dysentery for scarfing down all this bullshit.
Ok... so let's start out slowly. Let's just rid ourselves of amv "directors" and these little slut gremlins and see where we are. I'd wager to say we could actually stop there, having accomplished a lot.
That and Geraldo. Someone please end that man.
posted by Dieses ist mein Handel @ 12:15 PM
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