You Know, There's Actually a Pretty Good Reason For Why They're Called "Gooks".

So I disapprove highly of people quoting themselves because they think they're being funny or witty or whatever, especially in AIM profiles, but I just wrote this in a conversation to Nick and realized that it's more or less what I'm aspiring to achieve during my year in Korea.

dillbrand: we've had three tests so far.. and my average in the class.... is 100
dillbrand: blah!
dillbrand: get me to my girls highschool!
dillbrand: so I can train my army of korean vixens
dillbrand: the next time you see me I'll be carried on the backs of hundreds of miniskirt-clad schoolgirls through the gates of pomona
dillbrand: and I'll be like "I'm back bitches, bearing my added riches for mankind"
dillbrand: or rather, they're bearing me
dillbrand: haha!
dillbrand: ...
naij0k: I eagerly await that daay

As should all of you. Except instead of "eagerly", it should be "fearfully and repentantly".